Labs are pretty much boring.
I either sit in the prep room thinking about what the Japanese students would do if I decided to throw myself out the window… or try and mostly fail at my experiments.
I sometimes go to my professor for help and advice, who usually avoids me because not unlike many Japanese men he is painfully shy. And I of course am a fully certified alien, so he avoids me like I am a carrier of the plague.
He does this, until I ask him about my research, in which case he can talk for the whole of Japan. A few days ago I was in his office, asking him about literature he can suggest for my final practical write up, for referencing and background knowledge etc.
HE WAS TALKING TO ME FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF STRAGHT, while I jsut stood there, trying to take it all in, thinking — that window sure does look good right about now.
Sorry if sounds morbid, it’s a running joke I have with myself.
If I’m having a really bad day, Taro will decide to block the passage to my seat with his, helpfully falling asleep so that even when I nudge him to move he doesnt budge, until I try and squeeze past, in which case he wakes up, acting like i’ve disturbed him. If Taro’s not sleeping he’s generally just moody, or if he’s not moody he’s just weird.
And not the, “I’m edgy and mysterious” type weird, no, Taro is the “I’m goint to randomly laugh manaically at my computer screen” and the “I’m going to fart, then turn and look at you and laugh manaically” type weird.
I just wish he wasn’t so good looking. Though let’s face it, I feel sorry for any girl who’d go for it an date him.
Sure I mean he might look good at the begining but when you get to know him, you’d probably want to join me up on on that window ledge.
Or you can do what I did today;
It had been raining all day and I decided to go home after a day at labs, except I got half way to the lift and realised that I had forgotten my umbrella, so I go back to the lab prep room and open the door.
Except Taro is standing right infront of the door putting anorak trousers on so when I open it I manage to smack him right between the eyes with the corner of the door practically knocking him to the ground.
And do you know what I did? I panicked.
I took my umbrella, closed the door and made a b-line for the lift.
Oh Im gonna pay for that one on Monday…