Oct 24 2008
Abuse!
So Hayden decided to have a flat party last week and everyone was invited.
I got back from labs really late and went straight there.
When I got there, the English boys who I shall call Tom and Harry, had already started getting drunk. As usual, Dixie was drunk as well but Smith was sitting quietly in the corner listening to everyone talk.
I refrained from drinking since the last time I drank I woke up next to some puke on the floor of my room, then got up to see puke in the sink, on the walls and on my arm and for the life of me I can’t remember what I did the night before. So yes, tonight I’d like my dignity intact please!
Upon seeing me she flung her arms around me and said “ADVEEEEEENAAAAAA So great you’re here! There’s now 3 girls at this party! Woooooo”
She took another swing of a bottle she was holding.
Hayden came up to me and said he was glad that I could make it, he was with a Chinese girl and it soon became apparent that they were into each other. Well for Hayden it goes without saying, but she looked as if she really liked him.
Dixie called out from the main room and asked me to join her. Everyone was sitting in a circle listening to one of Hayden’s American friends talk about politics and conspiracy theories. He was deliberately trying to be obnoxious because Dixie can’t take a joke. It was quite amusing to watch as he deliberately played up the American stereotype imitating her German accent from time to time. This made the rest of us laugh because she was too drunk to notice and just carried on slurring responses to his comments.
Hayden goes outside with the Chinese girl, presumably to make out, so Dixie steals all of his drinks and a big jug from the kitchen area and makes a hideous mixture of all the drinks. She takes an empty bottle and makes everyone play spin the bottle.
“If you don’t want to answer the question they put forward then you drink from the monster concoction!”
The joke was on her because the bottle landed on her the most and so now I know that she has an S&M as well as latex fetish.
“You’re not downplaying the German stereotype” Says Hayden’s friend.
Eventually everyone got tired of the game and agreed that the next person who the bottle landed on had to drink the monster drink mix.
Needless to say, it landed on Dixie who gulped the whole thing down and threw the container up in the air and fell backwards.
Everyone went silent and I decided that I should ask her if she was OK. She barked back at me saying that she was fine and I shouldn’t worry about her, but I got her a bottle of water anyway.
Then she got up and stumbled accidentally into Jin and Tanaka’s arms. Jin was pretty smashed as well so he loved this held her for longer than he should have and I think he copped a feel as well.
In the mean time, Harry was drinking vodka straight up and was already slurring incoherently.
When it was decided that it was getting too late and the party should probably move to the local bar Harry got up and fell flat on his face. Dixie poured water all over him and ran outside to verbally abuse Shuuji and ask if he had a girlfriend.
I collected Dixie’s stuff and stopped her from riding her bike so instead we all walked there. I did try to stop Dixie from going to the bar but I just don’t have the manpower against her, she pushed past me anyway and went along. I had an early start the next day and didn’t plan on going to the bar, but I was afraid that she’d do something she regretted so I decided to stay with her for a while just incase.
Hayden and the Chinese girl don’t join us, and I hear him say “Nah man, I’m gonna stay here and …play my cards” *wink*
The other American boys disapproved of putting it like that but Harry was too drunk to walk and needed all the help he could get, so everyone was helping him and no one noticed that Hayden had disappeared with the Chinese girl after a while.
I help Dixie get to the bar which wasn’t easy. She’s twice the size of me and twice the weight. Not because she’s particularly obese, she’s just built bigger so it was hard for me to support her.
Once at the bar I nurse my aching arm and back muscles, Dixie sees someone she knows and gets a free drink off them when I wasn’t looking. I tried to wrestle her for it but all the guys were stopping Harry from drinking and Dixie is German so naturally I lost.
Needless to say it was all downhill from there. Dixie started throwing herself at scared Japanese boys, asking them if they had girlfriends and occasionally shouting “I LOVE JAPANESE MEN!”
At one point she was shouting at a boy who apparently hadn’t replied to her e-mail. She just would not let it go and spent a good 15 minutes telling him, “OH TOO BAD, YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE WITH ME” over and over again.
He finally tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to help so I got in between them realising how close she had gotten to him while slurring abuse at him. Poor boy.
In the mean time his friend was laughing at all this and Dixie notices.
Dixie: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
J-boy: O_O *balls jump back inside body* …Er…nothing!
Dixie: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!
J-boy: *nervous laugh* Yes I do…
Dixie: HOW UNFORTUNATE! YOU COULD HAVE HAD THIS!
J-boy: *nervous laugh* I’m very sorry…
Only Dixie can make a Japanese boy say SORRY for having a GIRLFRIEND…
I was too busy laughing that I didn’t notice when she ran over to Shuuji. I turned round to see her stood there and talking to him for a while and then she decided she was going to grab his crotch.
He let out a little wail of help as she said “HMM NOT BAD”
Oh dear god! Somebody stop her!
Smith promised to take care of her for me as I told him I had to leave pretty soon. Apparently she got worse after I left and kept tickling one guy. Smith told me that the guy had to keep his hands in his pockets and bend down for a while, hinting that she had abused him.
All I can say is, when it comes to drunken Dixie…I’m glad I’m not a Japanese boy.
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